Here's a media joke I told as the MC of the Friends of the Stanford Daily banquet on Saturday night after Stanford's glorious Big Game victory. The joke comes from reddit.com's joke section, but I changed it a little to improve the parallel structure. However, I made a mistake in phrasing. See if you can figure out what my mistake was:
Napoleon, Hannibal and Alexander the Great were hanging out in heaven, or wherever it is that generals go, and talking about modern technology. Hannibal said, "If I'd had tanks instead of those elephants, I could have conquered all of Italy." Alexander said, "Well, if I had cargo planes so my troops didn't get so homesick, I would have conquered all of India." Napoleon said, "Mon dieu, that's nothing. If I'd have had Fox News, no one would ever have known that I DIDN'T conquer Russia."
See the problem? The joke was good for an audience of people who worked or at least were interested in the media, and got some laughs, but more than half the laughter was after the mention of Fox News, not at the end, indicating that I tipped the punch line. I should have finished with "No one would ever have known that I didn't conquer Russia if I'd have had Fox News."